A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six
shooters.
„Excuse me, sir,“ said the police officer, „who are
you?“
„My name’s Tex, officer,“ said the cowboy.
“ eh?“ said the police
officer, „Are you from Texas?“
„Nope, Louisiana.“
„Louisiana? So
why are you called Tex?“
„Don’t want to be called Louise, do I .
