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Criminal jokes

Two men,
sentenced to die in the electric
chair on the same day were led down to
the room in which they would
meet their maker. The priest had given the
last rites, the formal
speech had been given by the warden, and a final
prayer had been
said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the
first man,
solemnly asked, „Son, do you have a last request?“ To
which the man
replied, „Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you
please play
The Macarena for me one last time?“

„Certainly,“ replied the
warden. He turned to the other man and
asked, „Well, what about you,
son? What is your final request?“

„Please,“ said the condemned
man, „kill me first.“

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