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Criminal jokes

An English
prisoner of war was held by
the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over
the place, and okay
until one day when the German told him,
„Englander,your arm is
infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.“

The English prisoner
said, „Well, okay, but could you drop it over
England when you go
bombing?“

The German replied, „Ya, that vill not be a problem.“

A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to
cut
his other arm off. The Englishman says, „Well, could drop it
over
England like you did last time?“

„Ya, that vill be done,“
says the German.

The next day the German tells him that they
have to cut his leg off.
Once again the Brit says, „Well, could you
do the same as before?“

The German replies, „Vhy, ya.“

The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. „Well,“

begins the Brit, „could you just…“

The German snapped
, „No! We think you are trying to escape!“

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