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Cucumber&pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, „I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar.“The cucumber said to the pickle, „Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad.“The penis walks by and overhears them and says, „I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up.“

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