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Dance jokes

An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
remembering anything
but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in
excellent
health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may
help
their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up

to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting

that maybe he write it down. He says „I don’t need to write it
down“
She says „Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better
write it
down“ „I don“t need to write it down“ He says and walks off
in a
huff. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon
and eggs.
„I told you to write it down“ she says, „You forgot my

toast“.

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