A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob?s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet! After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said „There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.“ „So then what did make you scream,“ Bob asked, exasperated. „Well,“ Joe continued, „two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, „Should we take them home or eat ?em now?““
