Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna called her minister. „Reverend,“ she wailed, „John and I
had
a DREADFUL fight!“
„Calm down, my child,“ said the minister, „it’s
not half as bad as
you think it is. Every marriage has to have its
first fight!“
„I know, I know!“ said Joanna, „but what am I going
to do with the
BODY?“