A chap went up to the counter in the
library
and said, „Have you got any books about committing
suicide?“
The librarian said, „Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on
the
middle shelf.“
The chap came back a few moments later and
said, „I can’t find any at
all.“
The librarian replied,
„Yes, it’s awful. They never bring ‚em
back!“
