An English guy was very ill and his son
went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to
breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last
ounce
of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn’t remember slipping
the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of
his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it
thinking it
might be something he could recite during the service. It
said:
YOU WANKER — GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!
