Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam’s apple that isn’t an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won’t cover anythingTwenty nails that won’t hold a boardA chest that won’t hold linenTwo boobs that won’t give milkTwo buns that won’t feed anyoneA belly button that won’t buttonTwo balls that won’t rollAn ass that won’t pull a plowAn organ that won’t play musicA cock that won’t crow
