A drunk gets
up from the bar and heads for
the bathroom. A few minutes
later,
a loud, blood curdling scream
is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes
after
that, another
loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender
goes
into
the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. „What’s
all the
screaming about in there? You’re scaring the customers!“
„I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush,something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.“
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says… „You
idiot!“
„You’re sitting on the mop bucket!
