The night before her wedding, the
bride-to-be talked with her mother. „Mom,“ she
said, „I want you to teach me
how to make my new husband happy.“
The mother took a deep breath
and began, „When two people love, honor,
and
respect each other,
love can be a very beautiful thing…“
„I know how to fuck,
mother,“ the bride-to-be interrupted. „I want
you to teach
me how to
make a great lasagna.“
