Dirty jokes

A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,

„I’m going to a
costume party, I want to go as Adam.“ The girl brings
out
a fig leaf. He says, „Not big enough.“

She brings out a
bigger one. He says, „Still not big enough.“
She brings out a huge
fig leaf. He says, „Still not big enough.“

She says, „Listen, Ace,
why don’t you just throw it over your
shoulder and go as a gasoline
pump?“