These two old men are in a nursing home.
They’re talking and
realize that it’s been years since they have had
sex. So they sneak out
and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside
they go to the Pimp and
ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought
„I’m not going to waste my
two best girls on these guys I’ll just
give them inflatable women.
They are old and they won’t know the
difference.“
Once the old men finish they leave. On their way back
they start
talking. The first guy said, “ I think mine was dead she
didn’t move or
anything.“ The second guy said I think mine was a
witch because when I
nibbled on her neck she farted and flew out the
window.“
