While
participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had
her first sexual experience,
going to bed with a stunning foreign
participant. Upon returning to her
hometown, she promptly went to
confession. After receiving absolution,
the gymnast was so delighted
that she did cartwheels down the aisle to
the door. Waiting her turn,
Old Mrs. Ole said to her friend, „can you
believe what Father
Johnson is giving for penance? Of all the days for me
not to be wearing
panties.“
