A couple
decided that the only way to have a
quickie while their ten-year- old
son was in the apartment was to
send him out on the balcony and let him
give a running report on
what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the
boy stood on the
balcony and reported on everything that was happening.
„A police car has
just called at the Hamiltons‘ house, the Chandlers
are taking
delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having
sex.“
Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. „How do you
know the
Mitchells are having sex?“ „Because their kid is standing on
the
balcony too.“
