A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They
didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they
told him
that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb,
and that the
woman with really big tits were really really dumb.
When they got to
the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son
and asked where his
dad was. The boy said, „Well, the last time I
saw him he was talking
to this really, really, really dumb blond,
and the longer they talked
the dumber he got.“