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Dirty jokes

A Deaf mute walks into
pharmacy to buy
condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the
pharmacist, and cannot
see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute
finally unzips
his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a
five
dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the
same
as the deaf- mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in

his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist

wildly in sign language. „Look,“ the pharmacist says, „if you can’t

afford to lose, you shouldn’t bet.“

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