A guy went out on the golf course took a
high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the
ground.
When he finally got himself to the doctor, he said, „How bad
is it doc?
I’m getting married next week, and my fiancee is still a
virgin in
every way.“ The doc said, „I’ll have to put your penis
in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay
by next week.“ So
he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat
little 4-sided bandage,
and wired it all together; an impressive
work of art. The guy mentioned
none of this to his girl. They got
married and on the honeymoon night
in their hotel room, she rips open
her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set
of breasts. This was the first
time he saw them, and she said,You’ll be
the first; no one has ever
touched them before.“ He tore off his pants
and said, „Look at
this. It’s still in the crate!“
