At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this
makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, „I know the whole
truth.“
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes
home, and as
he is greeted by his mother he says, „I know the whole
truth.“ His
mother quickly hands him $20 and says, „Just don’t tell
your father.“
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get
home from work, and
greets him with, „I know the whole truth.“ The
father promptly hands
him $40 and says, „Please don’t say a word to
your mother.“ Very
pleased, the boy is on his way to school the
next day when he sees the
mailman at his front door. The boy greets
him by saying, „I know the whole
truth.“ The mailman immediately
drops the mail, opens his arms, and
says, „Then come give your real
father a big hug.“
