One day, little
Mikey comes home from
kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in
the kitchen, or the
living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the
door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also
come home for
lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked,
heavily
into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy,
the
parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Mikey watches, and after a
couple of minutes asks, „Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy
ride?“ „Of course, Son, we’re a family.“ So Mikey climbs on and after a
few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
„Hang
on Dad!“, cries Mikey, „this is where me and the mailman usually
fall
off!“