One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
up to his
wife and pinched her on her butt and said, „You know if
you firmed this
up we could get rid of your girdle.“ While this was
on the edge of
intolerable, she thought herself better and replied
with silence. The next
morning the man woke his wife with a pinch
on the breast and said,
„You know if you firmed these up we could
get rid of your bra.“ This was
beyond a silent response, so she
rolled over and grabbed him by the
penis. With a death grip in place she
said, „You know if you firmed this
up we could get rid of the
postman, the gardener, the poolman and your
brother.
