A woman walks into her accountant’s office and
tells him
that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says,
„Before we
begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.“ He gets her name,
address, social security number, etc. and then asks, „What is your
occupation?“ The woman replies, „I’m a whore.“ The accountant balks and
says, „No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s
try to rephrase that.“ The woman, „OK, I’m a prostitute.“. „No,
that is still too crude. Try again.“ They both think for a minute,
then
the woman states, „I’m a chicken farmer.“ The accountant asks,
„What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a
prostitute?“. „Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.“
