An American tourist went into
a restaurant
in a Spanish provincial city for
dinner, and asked to be served the
specialty of the house. When the
dish
arrived, he asked what kind
of meat it contained.
„Senor, these are the cojones,“ the waiter
replied.
„The what, you say?“ exclaimed the
tourist.
„They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today,“
explained the
waiter.
The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway,
and found it delicious.
Returning the following evening, he asked
for the same dish. After he
finished
the meal, the tourist
commented to the waiter: „Today’s cojones are
much
saltier and
smaller than the ones I had yesterday.“
„True, senor,“ agreed the
waiter. „You see the bull, he does not
always lose.“
