A little boy returning home from his first day
at
school said to his mother,
„Mom, what’s sex?“ His mother, who
believed in all the most modern
educational
theories, gave him a
detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the
tricky
subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment
form
which
he had brought home from school and said, „Yes, but how am I
going to
get all
that into this one little square?“