A woman checked in at the pearly gates and
asked to join her former husband,
Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, „We
have five million Walter Smiths.
Give us a
little
clue.“
The woman said, „My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that
if I ever
slept with another man he’d turn over in his
grave.“
Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. „Take her to Turning
Walter!“
