Two deaf
people get married. During the
first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in
the bedroom when they turn off
the
lights because they can’t
see each other using sign language. After
several nights of fumbling
around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution.
„Honey,“ she signs, „Why don’t we agree
on some
simple
signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with
me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to
have
sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.“ The
husband
thinks
this is a great idea and signs back to his wife,
„Great idea, Now if
you
want to have sex with ME, reach over and
pull on my penis one time. If
you
don’t want to have sex, reach
over and pull on my penis……fifty
times“
