A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks
over at him and
says, „Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years,
but, I want a
divorce.“
The husband says nothing but slowly
increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, „I don’t want you to
try to talk me out of it, because
I’ve been having an affair with
your best friend, and he’s a better
lover than you.“
Again
the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his
hands
on the wheels.
She says, „I want the house.“ Again the husband
speeds up, and now is
doing 70 mph.
She says, „I want the
kids too.“ The husband just keeps driving
faster, and faster, until
he’s up to 80 mph.
She says, „I want the car, the checking
account, and all the credit
cards too.“ The husband slowly starts to
veer toward a bridge overpass
piling, as she says, „Is there an
ything you want?“
The husband says, „No, I’ve got everything
I need right here.“
She asks, „What’s that?“
The
husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, „I’ve
got the
airbag!“
