A doctor is going round the ward with
a nurse and they
come to the first bed where the chap is laying
half dead.
„Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?“ asks
the
doctor.
„Oh, no,“ replies the nurse, „I gave him eight
tablets every two
hours!“
At the next bed the next patient also
appears half dead.
„Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every
twelve hours?“
„Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour,“
replies the nurse.
Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well
and truly deceased,
not an ounce of life. „Nurse,“ asks the doctor,
„did you prick his
boil?“
„OH MY GOODNESS!“ replies the
nurse.
