|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: „Where would you find an elephant?“Pupil:“You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!“ What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Anything you want as he can’t hear you!Teacher:“To which family does the elephant belong?“Pupil:“I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!“ How do you spell elephant?E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t“That’s not how the dictionary spells it““You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it!“ Teacher: „Name six wild animals“Pupil:“Four elephants and two lions!“ What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?Annette!Bill: „My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.“?Bert: „Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..“ Why do elephants do well in school?Because they have a lot of grey matter!
