Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?A: None of the offspring survived.Q: How does the male elephant find the female elephant when she’s lying down in tall grass?A: VERY attractive.Q: How do you know when an elephant has been screwing in you’re yard?A: The flower beds are crushed and you are missing a garbage bag!Q: What did the elephant say when he saw a dead ant on the road?A: Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!! (to be sung).Q: What did he say when he saw a live ant on the road?A: He stamped it to death and then said „Deadant! Deadant! Deadant!!!“.Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape?A: Cosine (Theta) Note: Assumes |elephant| |grape| 1Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a mountain climber?A: Zero – a mountain climber is a scaler.Q: What do you give a seasick elephant?A: Lots of room.Q: What’s grey and comes in quarts?A: An elephant. Q: What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?A: Swim for your life!!Q: Why do elephants lay on their backs?A: To trip low flying canaries.Q: Why did the elephant have a yellow spot on his ass?A: He wasn’t laying on his back.Q: Why do elephants have Big Ears?A: Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom. (Noddy is children’s storybook character)Q: Why don’t you go into the jungle between 3 and 4 am?A: Because the elephants are jumping from the trees.Q: Why are pygmies so short?A: Because the go into the jungle between 3 and 4 am.Q: Whats that red stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow pygmies.
