Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book – Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book – The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.The American book – How to Make Bigger And Better ElephantsThe Japanese book – How to Make Smaller And Cheaper ElephantsThe Greek book – How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of MoneyThe Finnish book – What Do Elephants Think about Finnish PeopleThe German book – A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.The Icelandic book – Defrosting an ElephantThe Swiss book – Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His ElephantsThe Canadian book – Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?The Swedish book – How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
