English to Chinese Translation!

ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid Man—————————Dum GaiSmall Horse————————–Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high!!————-No Bai Dam Thing!!Did you go to the beach?————-Wai Yu So Tan?I bumped into a coffee table———Ai Bang Mai NiI think you need a facelift———-Chin Tu FatIt’s very dark in here—————Wai So Dim?Has your flight been delayed?——–Hao Long Wei Ting?An unauthorized execution————Lin ChingI thought you were on a diet———Wai Yu Mun Ching?This is a tow away zone—————No Pah KingYou are not very bright—————Yu So DumI got this for free——————-Ai No PeiI am not guilty———————–Wai Hang Mi?Please, stay a while longer———–Wai Go Nao?Our meeting was scheduled next week—Wai Yu Kum NaoThey have arrived———————Hia Dei KumStay out of sight———————Lei LoHe’s cleaning his automobile———-Wa Shing KaYour body odor is offensive———–Hu Man Go!Pew! does this bathroom stink!——–Hu Flung Dung?