Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman,
tapped
him on the shoulder, and said, „Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was
a
drunken loser.“
„Oh really, hmm, didn’t know
that.“
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. „I told him St.
Patrick was a loser, and he didn’t care.“ The second Englishman
remarked, „You just don’t know how to set him off…watch and learn.“
So,
the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him
on the
shoulder and said, „Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying,
cheating,
idiotic, low-life scum!“
„Oh really, hmm, didn’t
know that.“
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to
his buddies.
„You’re right. He’s unshakable!“
The third
Englishman remarked, „Boys, I’ll really tick him off…
just watch.“
So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped
hi
m on the shoulder and said, „I hear St. Patrick was an
Englishman!“
„Yeah, that’s what your buddies were trying to tell me.“
