Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get MTV. Q: What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? A: 3 feet tall, and a flat head to rest your beer on. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way. Q: Why do blondes hate MandMs? A: They’re too hard to peel. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find MandM shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an MandM factory? A: Proofreading. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the MandM factory? A: For throwing out the W’s. Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet
