|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving?A road hog!What do you call sheep that live together?Pen friends!What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?An egg!What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Udder nonsense!What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?Use a cowculator!What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?’Dad, dad, look what marma-laid‘!What’s a cows favorite vegetable?A cowat!
