This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, „You can have this rooster. His name’s Roy.
He’ll
get all your hens pregnant. He’s a real stud.“
So the
farmer takes him home and says, „It’s your first day so take
it
slow, okay?“
The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears
all the hens crying
and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens
and then nailed a duck
and a goose at a pond.
The next
morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking
in the
air and buzzards circling overhead.
The farmer says, „Roy, did
you have to die?“
Roy says, „Quiet! They’re about to land!“
