A jogger running down a country road
is
startled as a horse yells at him „Hey-come over hear buddy“. The
jogger
is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing
and asks“Were you talking to me“? The horse replies“Sure was, man
I’ve got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this
farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I’m sick of it.
Why
don’t you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me.
I’ll
make you some money cause I can still run.“ The jogger
thought to
himself,“boy a talking horse“ Dollar signs started appearing
in his head.
So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting
on the porch. The
jogger tells the farmer“Hey man I’ll give you
$5,000 for that old
broken down nag you’ve got in the field“. The
farmer replies“Son you
can’t believe anything that horse says-He’s
never even been to
Kentucky.
