A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‚Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?‘ ‚Yes,‘ the professor ansvered. ‚When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.‘ ‚Well,‘ said the gatekeeper. ‚That is a very minor sin. You may enter.‘ ‚Thank you very much, Saint Peter,‘ the professor ansvered. ‚Im am not Saint Peter,‘ said the gatekeeper. ‚He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.‘
