Finding the right answers

Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and that he shouldn’t ask it again.He then asked her her weight. She, once again, told him that shewouldn’t answer the question and that he shouldn’t ask it again.The next question he asked was why she and Daddy got divorced.Once again, she told him that it was not a question he should askand to not ask that question again. He went away.A few minutes later, she found him digging in her purse. She askedwhat he was doing and as he turn toward his mother, he beamingly toldher he had found all the answers to his questions by looking at herdriver’s license.He said, „Mother, you’re 34 years old, weigh 125 pounds and Daddydivorced you because you got an ‚F‘ in sex.“