From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————– Found on the seal of a bag of bagels: NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way ——————————————————————————– Sign in a restaurant: „We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.“ Heard on a radio station. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? „He’s a real fun guy [fungi].“ Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell „Evian“ backwards!
