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Fuck for a Duck

A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., „See if you can get a girl in exchange for this,“ he said. In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, „It’s my birthday and all I’ve got is this duck. Would you be willing to…“ „Sure,“ she said., „I’m sentimental about birthdays. And besides, I’ve never owned a duck.“ Afterwards, she said, „Do you know, for a 15 year old, you’re quite a lay. If you do it again, I’ll give you back your duck.“ „Sure,“ said the boy. When his pleasurable work was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2. When the lad returned home, his father asked, „Well, how did you make out?“ His son replied, „Heck, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two bucks for a fucked-up duck!“as you want. No strings attached…

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