Three women are about to be
executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a
blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner
shouts, “Ready! Aim!“ Suddenly
the brunette yells,
“EARTHQUAKE!!!“ Everyone is startled and throws
themselves on the ground
while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the
executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She say no and the
executioner shouts, “Ready!
Aim!“ Suddenly the redhead yells,
“TORNADO!!!“ Everyone is
startled and looks around for cover
while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The
guard brings her forward
and the executioner asks if she has any
last requests. She says no and
the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!“
and the blonde yells,
“FIRE!!!“‘
