A couple decided that the only
way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the
apartment
was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running
report on
what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood
on the balcony
and reported on everything that was happening. „A
police car has just
called at the Hamiltons‘ house, the Chandlers are
taking delivery of a
new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having
sex.“ Hearing this, the
boy’s parents shot bolt upright. „How do
you know the Mitchells are
having sex?“ „Because their kid is
standing on the balcony too.“
