George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II

Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like „work“ to the casual observer. You can send andreceive personal e-mail, calculate your finances andgenerally have a blast without doing anything remotelyrelated to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefitsthat the proponents of the computer revolution would like totalk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught byyour boss -and you *will* get caught – your best defence isto claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thussaving valuable training dollars.