Getting married

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: „Are you the owner?“ The pharmacist answers, „Yes.“ Jacob: „Do you sell heart medication?“ Pharmacist: „Of course we do.“ Jacob: „How about medicine for circulation?“ Pharmacist: „All kinds.“ Jacob: „Medicine for rheumatism?“ Pharmacist: „Definitely.“ Jacob: „How about Viagra?“ Pharmacist: „Of course.“ Jacob: „Medicine for memory?“ Pharmacist: „Yes, a large variety.“ Jacob: „What about vitamins and sleeping pills?“ Pharmacist: „Absolutely.“ Jacob: „Perfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.“