Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…

Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, „Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?“Tony says, „No, Giuseppi, who’s-a George Washington?“He says, „Hah! George-a Washington’s the first-a President of-a United States. I’m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.“A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says. „Ey, Tony, you know who’s-a Abraham Lincoln?“Tony says, „No, Giuseppi, who’s-a Abraham Lincoln?“He says, „Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I’m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.“A guy in the back of the shop yells, „Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?“He says, „No. Who’s-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?“The guy yells, „That’s the guy who’s bangin‘ your wife while you’re in night school.“