Golf For Sex

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring acauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.“A magic potion“ she replies.“Well what does it for“ he asks. „This potion will make anyone anexcellent golfer.“At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She isagreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on hissex life.After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion.He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game ofgolf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. Hespends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at everycourse he manage to get to and having a wonderful time of it. Aftera year he finds himself back at the same course where he found thewitch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talkto her.“Well“, she asks, „How has your game been?“ „Great! This has beenthe best year of my life. I have played all over the country andnever lost a game.““And how about your sex life?“ „Oh, not bad.““Really? This stuff can really ruin a guys sex life. Say, how manytimes did you have sex last year?“ „Hmmmm, it was three, no, fourtimes.““And you call that not bad?“ „Not for a priest with a small parish.“