Man: „Haven’t we met before?“Woman: „Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.“Man: „Haven’t I seen you someplace before?Woman: „Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.“Man: „Is this seat empty?“Woman: „Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.“Man: „Your place or mine?“Woman: „Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.“Man: „I’d like to call you. What’s your number?“Woman: „It’s in the phone book.“Man: „But I don’t know your name.“Woman: „That’s in the phone book too.“Man: „So what do you do for a living?“Woman: „I’m a female impersonator.“Man: „Hey, baby, what’s your sign?“Woman: „Do not Enter“Man: „How do you like your eggs in the morning?“Woman: „Unfertilized !“Man: „Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.“Woman: „Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!“Man: „I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.“Woman: „You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?“Man: „I know how to please a woman.“Woman: „Then why aren’t you leaving me alone?“Man: „I want to give myself to you.“Woman: „Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.“Man: „If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:Woman: „Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.“Man: „Your body is like a temple.“Woman: „Sorry, there are no services today.“Man: „I’d go through anything for you.“Woman: „Good! Let’s start with your bank account.“Man: „I would go to the end of the world for you.Woman: „Yes, but would you stay there?
