A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of her background information and asks her, „Do you havegrounds for a divorce?“To which she replies, „Well, we have three acres.““No, ma’am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?“ asks the attorney.“No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00,“ she responds.Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, „Lady, tell me, do youhave a grudge?“Looking very confident she states, „No, we have a carport.“At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, „Look, Lady. Why the heck do you want a divorce?““Because he can’t hold an intelligent conversation!“
